I Wish (stealing from Faith)

1) I wish I had all these great, funny ideas for interesting blogs and that I didn't have to get ideas from other people's blogs...(Faith)
2) That we would win the lottery.
3) And be able to build our dream house and have it be 100% paid for!
4) That I could wake up tommorrow and be the weight I was before I had babies.
5) And that I would wake up tomorrow with a nice, round set of knockers.
6) That I could retire at 32.
7) And sleep late everyday if I wanted to.
8) That I could have one day without the interruption of irritating people.
9) That fat free ranch dressing would actually taste as good as the real thing.
10) That I could get my eye liner tattooed on permanently.
11) And that I could have laser hair removal. (I hate shaving, especially my girl parts)
12) That I had an unlimited shoe budget.
13) And an art studio where I could make baskets, jewelry, mat and frame photography, sew, whatever I wanted to do that particular day. And there would be no entrance for anyone with a penis. My space!
14) That laundry did itself.
15) And so would the dishes.
16) That Friday came quicker.
17) That there was no such thing as wrinkles and cellulite and hair would never turn gray. (luckily no gray hairs yet, but I'm sure I'll have that too)
18) That I had been smarter about men when I was young.
19) That I could take a two week vacation somewhere with the boys and my husband but take a nanny so that we could have adult time too.
20) That men had periods every now and then. Now that would be funny!

What Else Can I Tell You

1) I'm really stubborn most of the time.
2) I can't help crying when someone else cries in front of me.
3) I get teary sometimes when I help someone who really needs me at work.
4) My most common craving is cheese.
5) I can't whistle.
6) I love Hank Williams Jr. and have probably more than 20 of his CDs.
7) I collect crosses.
8) When Andy and I got married and I moved into his house, I got rid of more than 50 pairs of shoes. And still have more than that left.
9) I love to build things and fix things. I would rather re-finish an old piece of furniture than buy a new piece.
10) I can almost always answer my husband's questions before he finishes his sentence, sometimes after one word.
11) If I won the lottery I would quit my job and spend my days creating photographic art. I would spend my time exploring and capturing landscapes and daily rural life in print.
12) I hate meeting new people. Just hate it. I'm shy though.
13) My husband loves meeting new people.
14) If I could stand other people's kids long enough, I would be a teacher so I could have the summers off and still get paid and then I would spend my summers at the lake with my kids.
15) I love to grow things in the dirt and usually have a very large garden.
16) I hate listening to people snap gum, chomp ice or crunch chips.
17) I am a sucker for animals. From cattle to kittens I just adore them.
18) I once wanted desperately to be a forensic scientist and still just am so fascinated with that field.
19) I love documentaries.
20) Some say I make the best chocolate cream pie ever.
21) I hate folding laundry.
22) Hate doing dishes.
23) Love vaccuuming and mopping.
24) I have recently re-discovered my love of St. Pauli Girl.
25) If I could live so far out that my nearest neighbor was a mile away, I would be thrilled. And would sunbathe naked if I wanted to. But I try to avoid sun on my face so I probably wouldn't. But it would be nice to be able to.